Undercoverman wrote:
A great night in all, the slight delay notwithstanding - which was quite painful as I was stood queuing in front of possibly the worst person in the world (now that Bin Laden's dead), no exaggeration. Those who had to listen to her will know what I mean. Thankfully, as soon as the music started it was all instantly forgotten. In fact, that contrast emphasised the transformative beauty of Bill's art - so maybe all of Bill's concerts should start with an obnoxious moron complaining in your ear?
Any hints on who this person might be? I am intrigued by this endearing description.

If this person was indeed that bad, and there is certainly no reason to doubt you, then they must know it as well. So if naming a name would be considered tacky, perhaps posting a photo might be the more humane thing to do? I don't know why but I find this quite amusing. Not for you Undercoverman, as it must have been very trying indeed. But just in general, we more or less know who Bill's female followers are, and so I am at a loss of who it could possibly be. Let's just say that it doesn't sound like any of the regular Nelsonettes.